Scott, 19, Straight Edge, Manchester/Leeds - Music, Friends, Gigs, The Simple Things, Tattoos, Honesty, The Horde.
~ Wednesday, March 12 ~
~ Tuesday, March 11 ~
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
entered room, couldn’t find parrot
In Manchester we hate gays so much we put them into a tiny village and left them there. They soon created their own Eco system and ran bars, eventually the straight people wanted to go to these bars so the council ordered the gays to open their village on the weekends. Only gay people can go to gay village during the week and to this day no straight person has been spotted in gay village on a Tuesday.
THIS IS AMAZING
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
Having a full party of friends of yours in an MMORPG
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.